i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
i eat cake everyday because i know somewhere out there, it’s someone’s birthday
Would it be legal to name all your children the same? I mean wouldn’t it be easy when diner is ready, you just have to say:
And all the little people would come in the room.
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission
An exclusive scene out of Casa Erotica 14: The Taming of the Moose.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT REBLOGGIN
I THINK I CAN GUESS WHAT EXACTLY THEY’LL BE DOING
*LOOKS AT DOOR NUMBER*
WHY IS NO ONE LAUGHING AT THE TITLE!!!! ITS CALLED THE TAMING OF THE MOOSE! THE MOOSE
THAT MOOSE CANT BE TAMED
I SHIP THIS LIKE FUCKING FED-EX
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*